But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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