Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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