what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
