and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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