You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
i now understand why vodka
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You ruined the universe
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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