ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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