I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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