Don't you send me to vm
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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