Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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