dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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