Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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