i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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