So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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