oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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