Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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