what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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