i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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