Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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