Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
operation harelip BJ is a go
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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