can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
