Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize
