How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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