I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
whose ass print is on the piano?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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