Pregnant stripper...not hot.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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