Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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