ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Randomize
