i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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