I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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