the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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