So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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