Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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