its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think your dad took our porno
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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