well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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