I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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