margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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