I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
He has the fingertips of a God
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