you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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