how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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