hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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