nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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