I cockslap morals
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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