Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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