To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
cat food counts as protein by the way
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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