My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I wish you could order shots online.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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