so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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