i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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