it wasn't lemon gatorade
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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