I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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