So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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