i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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